Me...

Mildly eccentric
Responsible
Paranoid android (why I don't smoke weed)
Lover of people watching
Negative Nelly
Sucker for Reality TV
Culture junkie
Commitment phobe
Last minute extraordinaire
Diet Coke phene
Semi-Hypochondriac
Self reflective
Laidback
Nervous Nancy (after my mother)
A Merry Prankster
Accountable
Passionate about certain beliefs
Do the right thing Mookie